Where to begin. Where to begin. Mod Vowel got fired up today when the vowels eyes took a look at this blog from Massachusetts. And then, while reading the response to a Mod Mobilian from one of the writers, got even more incensed. So, Mod Vowel is going to try very hard not to ramble and express this Vowels thoughts on the subject.
First of all, Mod Vowel has many family members who could be called “Yankees”. How many times has Mod Vowel visited the yankee side of the family? Once. Mod Vowel prefers them to come down here. Mod Vowel was asked many times to repeat things said because of “that silly southern accent”. But, funnily enough, Mod Vowel didn’t ask any of the Bostonians or Jersey Shore folks to repeat themselves just to hear an accent different than Mod Vowels own. Mod Vowel didn’t complain when chuckles arose from ordering sweet tea. How was Mod Vowel to know that New Yorkers don’t know the glories of iced sweet tea?
Mod Vowel only throws stones when necessary. Stone throwing is to wake someone up and to make them realize they are wrong or being absolutely ridiculous.
As pointed out by a Mod Mobilian on the comment thread, Azalea Trail Maids have to earn the title of a trail maid. The Mod Mobilian states, “To receive this HONOR, the high school girl must have an extremely high GPA (that’s grade point average to you) and have an impeccable background. They travel and absolutely exude class and charisma and..southern charm.” So, even though one of the writers responded to the blog – “allow me to apologize for inadvertently offending the sensitive sensibilities of our friends to the south”, Mod Vowel thinks they should have directed their apology to the girls they offended, not us. As high school has become an increasingly competitive environment, for young women to choose to go after what is such an honor here in Mobile and then have someone, who has no clue about what an honor it is, ridicule them not once, not twice, but four times by sharing the opinions of those who were around her at the time is totally uncalled for. That is why the apology should go directly to the Azalea Trail Maids as opposed to Mobile as a whole.
Now for the fun part, where we dissect the “apology”.
We will begin with the simple fact that if you apologize for something, you apologize. That is it. You don’t take one sentence to apologize then go into your personal reasons and feelings on the subject. You apologize and move on.
Oh dear, where to start. First, allow me to apologize for inadvertently offending the sensitive sensibilities of our friends to the south.
This is where you should have stopped. That way someone like Mod Vowel wouldn’t pick up the pig skin and chuck it back to you.
If you had bothered to read our blog, or even take more than half a cursory glance, you might have noticed that Sarah and I frequently take an intentionally dim-witted approach to things we see in order to find humor in an otherwise staid world.
In Mod Vowel’s opinion, the primary objective of a blog driven website should be obvious when you first look upon it. One should not have to spend time sifting through pages trying to figure out where the writers are coming from. Maybe you should put up a header that says you enjoy taking dim witted approaches to things. And you should put it up in bold letters, so if you ever decide to write about Texans and their ten gallon hats, or how Midwesterners tend to say Soda Pop, they will know what they are getting themselves into straight away, since, after all, it is all in good fun.
And your self professed “intentionally dim-witted approach”… Mod Vowel is feeling that if it was as intentional as you state, you would have cured your curiosity about the way these young women were dressed by approaching them and politely asking. Then you would have learned something about them and expanded your mind a little bit. And by getting the scoop on the situation, you could have included that in your blog. And just think, if you would have stepped out of your snotty, elitist, intentionally dim witted approach to something, you could have avoided all of this. Just by saying, “Excuse me, who do you ladies represent?” Wow. So easy. And polite.
You would have also discovered that the reason Sarah doesn’t eat seafood is because she’s Jewish. There’s a word for people who ridicule another’s cultural or religious customs. Actually, there are many words, but let’s just call it prejudiced. However, since you could not even be bothered to get the name of our blog correct, I can see how a trivial matter such as that might be lost on you.
As for not liking seafood because of religious reasons, that is a-ok. No love lost there. Mod Vowel can’t stand oysters. It is a texture thing. Let’s approach this from a different angle, though. Let’s say Larry King doesn’t like seafood. He goes on the air and all he says is that it is stinky and doesn’t care for it. Without giving any sort of explanation, naturally. Don’t you think that ONE of his fans would want to know why? Without having to go read a bio on him to find out? (However, we know that Larry is a professional and would know that he would need to follow up a statement of opinion with fact.)
Excuse us for not getting the name of your blog correct. You insulted an entire community of people. Your apology is shorter in length than your obvious upset of getting the title of your blog correct. Our bad.
As for the comments from Janet, allow me to first point out that had you ever ventured into the rarely-frozen tundra of Boston, you would absolutely see people ready to fight the Revolutionary War all over again. They, like the Azalea Trail Maids, are a wonderful reminder of the history of the area. Also like the Azalea Trail Maids, they are pretty darn funny.
Hopefully, from your own words, you can see how if the blog posting had contained something like that (the references to history and tradition) this whole mess could have been avoided.
Perhaps we could all use a US History refresher course.
In Mod Vowels opinion, we could all use a refresher course in manners. Because, after all, this is what it all comes down to. The short version of this story is as follows.
“Some out of towners flew in for a wedding and poked fun at the Azalea Trail Maids but never bothered to find out who they were before taking to their internet blog to blast them for their pastels. In turn, they are pissed because we found out about it and called them out for it.”
Mod Vowel wants to point out that this is the beauty of the internet. Anyone can publish anything they like. However, they have to be willing to stand behind it and defend it when the time comes. And if they were wrong or offended someone, they either need to correct it or leave it be and move on.
Mod Vowel isn’t sure how it goes up North and isn’t going to even pretend like a vowel could understand, but one thing we are taught in the South (something Mod Vowel thought was universal) if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all. And Mod Vowel has always had a firm belief in “taking care of mine.” Mobile is mine. And Mod Vowel doesn’t hold back. So, in the future, any blogger who wants to poke fun at hard working young women for doing something kind without even trying to do research or simply ask them what was going on, be prepared for someone to call you out on it and hold you accountable.
Mobile loves its Mod Mobilians. And will defend them against “intentionally dim witted” bloggers with every key stroke they can muster.