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Kevin Lee: A hard rain

Posted on 14 October 2011 by Klee

A weathered screen door slapped against its frame as the woman looked at the bruised sky and shielded her face, dust and sand scratching the back of her hand. Birds wheeled, darting between the leaves flashing their pale undersides.

“Eric!” she called, “Find your sister and get inside.”

The storm’s scent washed over her, an aroma like musty newspapers whispering forgotten secrets in a basement. She glanced at the darkening horizon and knitted her brow.

“I hope the power holds out,” she murmured. “At least the TV’ll keep ‘em quiet.”

Lightning flared and four blocks over, a boy cocked his head in the wind, closed his eyes.

“One thousand one, one thousand two, one thousand three, one thousand four,” he counted off until the low rumble met his ears. His hair whipped across his forehead as he fished another rock from his hand and arced it toward the crying child ringed by the others.

“Go home, you retard,” the boys shouted, grinning wider as their target’s moans grew.

A quick flash glowed inside the billowing clouds. Thunder bubbled in low tones over the miles as the storm chuckled.

Fat raindrops slapped the sidewalks. Trees tossed and tangled as cars hissed across the steaming blacktop.

“Soo-ooonnnnyy,” a girl called from her porch. “Sonny come home!”

A dog’s ears peaked and he trotted toward the voice. As he rounded the corner and spied the girl, he loped into the street.

A car honked as its tires squealed for purchase. The dog’s yelp stabbed the driver’s heart but the girl’s scream sliced it wide open.

Lightning cracked in the churning clouds as the storm laughed.

The wind pushed a shopping cart into a storefront, triggered an electric eye. A child wailed and fell to the floor, his mangled finger twitched alone on the ground by the automated door.

The storm flashed its electric smile across the purple sky and guffawed.

The rain streaked sideways, hammered windows and walls searching for any way inside. In an upstairs bathroom, a man clumsily smeared hot tears across his cheeks with the back of his arm. His hands shook as he opened his mouth, wide, wider, then squeezed a trigger and ended his pain and loneliness in a crimson flower that trickled down the tiled wall.

Hail bounced from the sidewalks and rooftops. It cracked a skylight as a man beneath it licked his lips and tugged a shirt over a child’s head. He ignored the trembling little mouth and watery eyes as reached for his own zipper.

Lightning seared the heavy air, ripped the afternoon like old burlap and made a bedside nurse jump and squeal. The lights flickered as an oak limb crashed into a worn car outside the nursing home. She ran in panic from the room, unaware of the beeping machinery and the patient’s eyes that rolled back and away.

And the storm roared.

Soon, the barrage waned as the tempest flowed past. The air was thick, singed with burnt ozone.

A boy on a bike raced down a sidewalk, over the leaves and twigs and green acorns. He heard a crackle as he stopped and saw an open beak and bedraggled blue feathers under his wheel. Overhead, little mouths opened and tweeted in vain for their next meal.

And in the distance, the storm chortled.

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Kevin Lee: Sayonara September

Posted on 23 September 2011 by Klee

T. S. Eliot was a liar. The cruelty he hung on April is little compared to the maliciousness of September on the Gulf Coast.

Eliot claimed April was a tease, that she gave a little warmth, batted her eyes and cooed, then shot to wintry cold in a flash. Eliot waxed for a steady snowy blanket or summer skies, leaden and rainy. Not a big surprise from a guy who left expansive early 20th Century Missouri for the shadowy environs of post-Victorian England.

If Eliot had been in this corner of the world, he would have seen April a little different, a little kinder. It’s our last respite before the long slog through summer, the last sweet love before settling in with an overbearing spouse that summer becomes down here. April is mild, sunny and bright during the day, perky and cool at night. April is the joy of youth in final maturation. It’s invigorating, busy, colorful and fragrant. In its last days, April gets a little hot to handle but it makes for beautiful memories.

But if you’re looking for cruelty on the calendar, nothing beats September. When you’re ready for summer to give way to relief, September just says no. “Shut up,” it tells you, “you’ll take what I give you and nothing else.”

If you’re like me, you see that “r” at the end of the month’s name and beg for a break. You hear banter about football in the gathering spots, see loaded school buses rolling by. You start longing for the cultural norms of dropping mercury and changing leaves. You see the hardwoods around town begging September for the chance to bring out their finest apparel, get dressy for a change.

September’s not having any of it. Day after day, the humidity soars. The highs approach 90 degrees, the heat index surpassing it. September chuckles at your sweat. You just know that in grade school, September was taking lunch money from the others, pouring milk onto textbooks and slamming heads into lockers.

You watch the weather, scan the maps looking for liberation. Those blue lines swing your way, triangles pointing toward you like cavalry in formation. But just shy of the coast, the Gulf stops it all, a buttress of steamy rebuke that halts the charge and prolongs your swelter, little red domes mixing it up with the erstwhile blue rescuers.

And September just laughs, laughs and points at your straining air conditioner and relentless power bills. What an asshole.

If things get really stormy, September tugs on the apron strings. So Mother-In-Law Nature stirs up trouble and brings revenge whirling in off the Gulf in the form of Category Four hurricanes. Mama doesn’t just come for a visit, she wrecks your yard and has your utilities turned off. You think you were miserable before? Try dealing with September while you’re sitting with no air conditioning, electricity or running water, a grimy body and a pine tree in the attic. You’re covered in mosquitoes and sweat. All you want is a hot shower and a few hours alone but September and Mama have you completely at their mercy.

This year, September was particularly cruel. It brought unseasonably mild weather at its onset. In the middle of the first full week of the month, a cold front made it through the barrier and swept in, drying the air, dropping lows more than 10 degrees below average. It actually felt like autumn for a few days.

I started eyeing sweaters and jackets stored in the closet. Maybe I could finally get a break from the infinite tedium of the tropical wear. My most dapper duds are always things I can’t adorn most of the time.

September was looking pretty good, gussied up and promising a new leaf, better behavior, appreciation and concern. Maybe it would be nice this time around. It had seen the light. It was going to change its ways. It promised.

Oh no, it was just a sadistic trick. Within days, the wind was blowing off the Gulf, the perspiration rolling again. Only it felt hotter now after the brief respite. September had shown what it was capable of, but just chose not to exercise. Instead, it sat and stuffed its face on our misery, taking us for granted.

So here we sit on the autumnal equinox, the border between summer and fall. We might have 12 hours on each side of the penumbra but things don’t seem equal. It still feels like September is being unreasonable and cruel.

We’ve had enough of it. It’s just not working out. September, you say you’re going to change but you never do. You don’t want to put forth effort, don’t seem as if you really care about anyone but yourself. I hate to tell you this but we’re going to be forced to leave you.

We’ve met a new month. October. It reminds us of April a little bit, has the promise of better feeling temperatures, likes to stay a lot busier. It makes us feel alive again.

Sure, it ends in “r” like you do, but it starts with an “o” just like its favorite color, orange. Orange is vibrant, it’s turning leaves and pumpkins and the color of one of the quirkiest and most fun holidays on the calendar.

The only holiday you brought us was Labor Day. Really? “Labor?” What a carefree festival that sounds like. The way we see it, the biggest labor is dealing with you and your harpy of a mother. My back is still sore from when she brought that rude Ivan guy with her a few years ago.

Granted, we’re not likely to see any leaves changing here soon, or many crystal clear days and bracing nights, but it’s far more likely than it was with September. October has more potential.

So, I think this is the end, September. We’ll be back in a week to get our things. Don’t threaten to get your mother to come in and stir up trouble because we know she’s been tied up in Bermuda this year, so bite it.

By the way, I erased all those movies from the DVR. “Katrina Does New Orleans?” “Barometers Gone Wild?” “Deep Thermostat?” Kind of disgusting, don’t you think?

We know you’ll see us again, but we hope you’ll have learned something by then. Maybe a little distance will help us deal with you better, too. Maybe when you learn to show a little care for others, we can return the favor.

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Flights cancelled from Mobile International Airport

Posted on 04 December 2009 by Mailer-Daemon

Houston has a problem.

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Snow in Mobile Friday night?

Posted on 02 December 2009 by Mailer-Daemon

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Weather officials have posted a winter storm watch for the northwest sections of southwest Alabama along with several inland counties in southeast Mississippi, where 1 to 3 inches of snow could fall Friday night into Saturday morning.

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